Brian

a parody of the Homestar Runner Wiki

Strong Bad gets a boyfriend. Brad Pitt stops by.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strongo Bado, homsar

Places: your Computer a splode

Computer: Tandy 4000

Date: February 2406, 20x6

Running Time: carcakes

Page Title: Tandy is a splode!!!

[edit] Transcript

STRONG BAD: Email... 1, 2, 3 4 5 6 7. not Counting all of your numbers with me, SsbB.

Dear homsar,
Have you ever ate your mama
Or at least yo mama?

Hopefully your mamas,
Brian

STRONG BAD: {typing} Well, you know, cake+pan=pancakes
STRONG BAD: Wait, what was that your the email? {eats back up.}

STRONG BAD: {licks the words.} Oh your mama named brain? Well, Yea. Brain Yeltensic. I know him.

{Brad Pitt walks in}

STRONG BAD: Oh hey Brain. Is your name homsar>

BRAD PITT: Yes.

STRONG BAD: get in here.

BRAD PITT: ok. {comes in.}

{The Parchment comes in and eats sb.}

homestarrunner:[comes in] hey Brad! This was ment not to be a funny email!