Homestar Runner (body of work)
a parody of the Homestar Runner Wiki
Homestar Runner.com is the name of a children's book about what happens when you give a dumb animal character a grape.
[edit] Story
It turns out the book became a hit within it's first week and the authors, Mickey Mouse and Crag Island became made for life. Unfortunately, they soon got arrested by the po po and could only be admitted of all charges if they made a website. They were in no position to refuse, so they agreed, and Homestar Runner.com.net was born.
The next day, Crag was shot by a hobo (isn't that great?) and Mickey was forced to work with his brother, Mortimer Mouse. Unfortunately, Mortimer sucked at voicing characters, so Mickey had to do all the dirty work. But, Mortimer, being the god-like nerd he is, did pretty much all of the animating and coding, so now that you think of it, Mortimer is actually the one with the worst job. Though, Mickey strains his voice doing thousands of different characters, then on the other hand, Mortimer must break fingers with all the typing and clicking he has to do. My, it's like a married couple, or worse, sibling rivalry!
After a few weeks of site-making, Mortimer started using headache medicine. Unfortunately, a major side effect of it was head pains. He ended up using up all of Mickey's book revenue on pills, forcing them to turn to ads. But then they thought, what would The Paper do in this situation? And then it came to them: They'd make the website popular using a sea utter and alcohol! Somehow, everything came to place after that and the Brothers Mouse became richer than Bill Gates and bigger than Burl Ives!
[edit] Characters
There are things in the website. Scary things. Things that can make you wake up one night and go "Whoa". One of these things is a white, nerdy, and incoherent buzzer with no arms and a big chin. Some call him the star of the website. Others call him a retard. Another is this nail checker with a red swollen head. He also may be the star, but that's probably because he always tries to hog the spotlight...like some kind of hog. There's also the broom girl, giant balloon, Pikachu, genius, dog, con artist, rapper, and that other guy. Watch as these weirdos try and survive the insanity of Free Country, USA just like your momma used to make em every Monday at whatever time it is where you live!
