Strong Bad Email #5

Strong Bad makes out with a pretty hawt bull, then forgets it completely.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Strong Mad, A Bull

Places: Computer Room

Computer: The Yandt 004.

Date: Nobody knows, this is just a legend.

Running Time: Allegedly 4 minutes and 2 seconds, so I don't know why this is a legend.

Page Title: Kermit is really John Kerry.


STRONG BAD: Eeeeeeeeee- *e-mail opens up* D:

STRONG BAD: Whoa. Good idea, Sampson. TO BRAZIL!


{The Bull gets ready to charge at Strong Bad}

STRONG BAD: {Nervous} Um... hey there nice bull... why are you looking at me like that? Don't you wanna play the Homestar Talker instead or something?

{The Bull starts huffing and making loud, obnoxious bull noises}

STRONG BAD: It's not like I'm wearing red or anyth— oh crap!

{Strong Bad runs to get Strong Mad}

STRONG BAD: {speaking very fast} Strong Mad! How do I get rid of a bull?

STRONG MAD: {speaking with a British accent} Well I say old chap, you have to make out with it to get rid of it.

STRONG BAD: {moans} Oh, crap!

{Strong Bad slowly walks towards bull}

STRONG BAD: Come here you stupid bull...

BULL: How dare you call me stupid!

{Bull runs away, The Parchment comes down}

Easter Eggs Edit

  • Click on "Bull" to see Strong Bad bull fighting.