Marzipan's Answering'And Machine is the least popular section on the site, mostly because of it being aimed toward the female demographic and the fact that there is no female demographic. Despite this obvious epic failure, Marzipan's Answering'And Machine is still updated every once in a while.

In this feature, Marzipan talks about her personal experiences with life through a series of greetings, followed by a bunch of phone calls delving deeper into the lives of the main characters, minor characters, and characters restricted to MA'AM. However, we can't verify this because all the money in the world couldn't get us to listen to this crap.

But here is what we know.

Marzipan's Answering MachinesEdit

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