Homestar Runner Wooky
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Strong Bad Email #20

Merry Christmas to summer!

Cast(in order of order of order of order of(breakable, isn't it?)...): A Butt-chin Mask, Your Mom, Joel Dawson from Bonus Stage, Homsar

Date: 03-03-03

Running Time: 3 hours, 3 minutes & 3 seconds

Computer: The Sloppy 700

Places: Christmas Swimming Pool

Current Page Title: You know? That Cartoon.

Original Page Title: That Cartoon.

Get Outta Here[]

INTRO: Oh my gosh, I killed a cow nammed Kenny. Summer sucks!

STRONG BAD: Hi, cow. I want to dance. i like dancing. You can't come. Not you neither.

STRONG BAD: I'm not Eric.

YO MOMMA: Hello. I want crap your com-poo-ter!

STRONG BAD: Hello, you're like Newgrounds.

JOEL DAWSON: Today, this email will be replaced by that guy named, That Guy.

A COW: Yay.

STRONG BAD HAS A BUNCH OF PEANUTS RIGHT NOW! NOW LET'S BAKE SOME COOKIES!: YIPEE!

HOMSAR: {comes} I believe in the sunny batch of cookie dough.

{The Parchment eats everyone up. And that concludes our email, for dummies. No transcript for you!}

THIS PORTION OF WOOKY HAS BEEN BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ANTI-AWKWARDNESS SOCIETY.

HELLO. WE ARE THE ANTI-AWKWARDNESS SOCIETY. YOU PROBABLY ALREADY NOTICE HOW AWKWARD THIS SECTION OF THE TRANSCRIPT REALLY IS. YOU ALSO NOTICE THE FACT THAT STRONG BAD WILL *OBVIOUSLY* HAVE DISASTROUS RESULTS WITH HIS MAKEOVER.THEREFORE, WE HAVE WASTED YOUR COMPLETELY NOT-PRECIOUS TIME MAKING YOU READ THIS MESSAGE INSTEAD OF READING THE TRANSCRIPT. COOL. SEE YA.

EASTA EGGS[]

  • Type "shut down" on your keyboard to shut down your computer.
    • NEVAAAARRR!!!!!

Fun Facts[]

  • There's a cow in this email.
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