The King of Town, sometimes pictures as "The Cow of Town", is the coolest, suavest, thinnest, and most popular individual in Strongbadville. He is always impressing the ladies and has to keep them away from him with a stick.




  • Mostly all types of food.
  • The Poopsmith
  • Being called "The Cow of Town"
  • Burping

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