Thought police

They spare no one

The thought police is an organization under King Bubsgonzola Supreme that may or may not exist. According to The History of the World, if anyone is caught thinking against Free Country, USA's mighty ruler, they will be promptly stared down and, when severe enough, slapped on the wrist. The residents live in fear knowing that the Though Police are EVERYWHERE, thanks to Strong Mad who put all the thought police around him and all the thought police above him together to realize the fact. This all, however, can be disputed, as when interviewers asked the Thought Police if they exist, they replied "no", making it an ongoing debate among fans.